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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.
somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.
#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order
this ad appeared right after i read this post.
so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what
Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:
Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.
We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day
??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??
First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???
BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.
There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.
I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.
SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.
Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.
That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.
Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.
@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.
You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.
That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.
Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?
sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there
classical music history is so incredibly wild, but here’s a few of my personal favorite fun facts about certain composers:
1) Beethoven was an absolute mess - he would leave half full chamber pots underneath his piano and his friends used to sneak into his house to replace his dirty clothing with new, clean pairs (he was completely unaware of the clothing exchange, and never noticed)
2) after his death, Haydn’s head was decapitated and stolen. his body was dug up about 10 years after his death, and it was discovered his skull was completely missing. they discovered the culprits, who turned over a completely different skull and kept Haydn’s for themselves. Haydn’s skull was finally discovered 123 years after his death but the fake skull was never removed from his grave. to this day, there are two heads buried in Haydn’s tomb.
3) when Stravinsky debuted his ballet Rite of Spring, the audience was absolutely shocked by the untraditionally inharmonic piece & sharp, unnatural choreography - so shocked that they began rioting during the performance. the rioting was so loud, the dancers could not hear the music on the stage, and the beat had to be shouted so they could continue.
4) while
Bach was 20 years old, he worked as the head church musician, as well as teaching the student orchestra and choir. Bach publicly insulted one of his bassoon student, referring to him as a “nanny-goat bassoonist”. later, the student found Bach, assaulted him with a stick, and beat him up. Bach went to the church to ask for justice against the student, but the church simply insisted that Bach needed to be kinder to his students.
